I daydream with no holds barred. A mix of fantastic and realistic. A burst of a million of colors. A musical score that will make the best mixed tapes collection. A killer screenplay. Smart use of cut-to-cut editing, fade ins and outs, montages and flashback sequences (flashbacks within a dream is FUH-REAKY). With special cameos and guest appearances of that week's obsession and/or that day's last thought (This Week: Brandon Boyd and The Art of War).
2. Bad News Bears — "Ruh-oh, that's probably not a good idea."
J1: I can't sleep. It's frickin 4 in the morning and I can't sleep.
J2: Take a shot of something!
J1: Nutella shots!
J2: No no no. Nutella Shots = Sugar High = Bad News Bears!
3. Shark Week — When someone says a biting remark to retort to someone's bad vibes.
A: If X will continue on her smear campaign, I will have to invoke my inner Chuck Norris and roundhouse kick her ass.
B: I'm surfing the channels and I'm on Discovery Channel. Guess what, dude. IT'S SHAAAARK WEEEK!
4. Awesomesauce — Because sometimes saying "awesome" is not awesome enough.
What? You are a back-to-back summa cum laude awardee with a degree in Psychology and Industrial Engineering, an Iron Man finisher and a guy who enjoys shredding guitar and riding ponies on your spare time? That's...you're awesomesauce!
5. Shenanigans — A name for person who is incredibly amazing, while at the same time causing shenanigans,used as a sign of friendship. [from UrbanDictionary]
"Hey Shenanigans, whats up?"
"Getting into more trouble today, Shenanigans?"
"Yo, what the fuck happened?" "Idk man, it was shenanigans!"
or... When someone states a fact. you call shenanigans and they have 48 hours to prove it and if they don't you kick them in their genitals. [from UrbanDictionary]
John: I'm going to fly to the moon.
Gary 'von douchebag: Shenanigans!
(48 hours later)
Gary 'von douchebag: Did you fly to the moon?
John: No.
(Gary uppercuts John with his foot straight to his genitals)
